Super weak night at the bar last week…team Manzke brought 5, team Mac had 6 and oustide of a few stragglers (pat statham and McDonald) it was pretty ugly. Please try to support our sponsor, the more people we get at the bar the better the food will be. That being said, we have officially secured Ridge Park for next year so we only have a few more weeks to spend in the beautiful village of Crestwood. Still unsure what we will be doing for our sponsor next year but we will keep everyone posted as decisions are made. Big Shout out to team Harrigan for grabbing a W last week over Johnny Healy. Pretty embarassing for team Green, must have been Tommy’s spray tan before the game that propelled them to victory……seriously dude,what the fuck are you doing?

6pm Harrigan over Healy
incredibly embarrassing loss for team Healy…..not only did you lose to the worst team in the league, one of their players got a spray tan 30 min before the game. i literally dont know what to say/think about this but i am pretty fucking disgusted. I have a lot of questions for Tom and will report back, below are a few
1. what does spray tanning feel like?
2. do you spray tan your penis?
3. are you heterosexual?
4. do other police know you do this?

7pm Manzke over Mac
this has not been confirmed but reports are that the score of this game was 44-33. not sure how that is possible but it sounds super ugly. Kennedy played like shit and doesnt sound like anyone else was there to help him. Was slevin getting a tune up on his ridiculously expensive car? Did slager get lost in the Thornton quarry? this loss ends Mac’s 4 game winning streak and give Manzke momentum going into a huge matchup with Carroll.

8pm O’Malley vs Healy
hard fought game for both teams with Healy coming out on top. Team O’Malley only had 5 but just couldnt stay with Rob/Statham and most importantly, got completely worked by Conor Flannery. he probably had 20 and we couldnt figure out a way to stop him. Brian Healy had 90 rebounds and 16 fouls and Matt McDonald only had 1 airball. successful game for those 2 as well.

9pm Carroll over DeCarlo
first 35 min of this game was super tight and then team DeCarlo ran out of gas. Jay and Packy kept team DeCarlo in the game but missing Healy and Hunt for the 12th time this year just made it too difficult to finish. Team Carroll continues to play unselfish team basketball and finds a way to win almost every game. they have won 6 in a row and are seemingly unbeatable. Big showdown with team Manzke tonight.