talk shit, get hit…talk smack, get whacked….whatever the fuck that saying is, it happened last week… as the author of this prestigious blog, i have to stand by my words and thats exactly what i will do. What we saw last week was bizzaro Ridge Park Basketball and there is absolutely no chance it can continue….i watched 2 games and there was more defense played than offense, zero whistles from an unnamed Ref and lots of scoreboard problems. I am convinced that tuesday was an anomaly and that will become apparent in the next few weeks. SUPPOSEDLY, a public apology was issued to a few guys on team black at the bar….unfortunately, the cameras at O’Rourkes have been overloaded lately with all the crime going on on Western AVE and weren’t able to capture the supposed interaction. Lets just say that the O/U on Konopka points in week 2 is 8.
Great showing @ the bar for week 1. Team O’Malley (even after a brutal loss), team DeCarlo, Team Mac(nothing new), team Carroll and Team Manzke all had multiple players show up. Team Brian Healy had 0, Team Harrigan had 0 (as usual) and Team Hanigan had 1 lone soldier. Lets make sure we make an effort to support our sponsor.
there are a few good hoops games on tonight…come up and watch Illinois get pounded by Texas and Iowa pound bitch ass Jon Scheyer’s blue devils
6pm DeCarlo 59 O’Malley 41
first 6 minutes of this game went as planned….the remaining 34 did not. Team O’Malley jumped out to a 19-5 lead and then completely shit the bed defensively and offensively. in his league debut 3rd round pick Rich Konopka drilled 7 3’s and probably 30pts to embarrass team blue. team black’s starting squad is young and super quick and team O’Malley couldnt figure out a defense to stop them. Danny Sheehy/Dillon Knight will be tough to run around with and even though Michael Healy did absolutely nothing this game, if he can find his offense, they will be a force. this team will be better than originally predicted but i will 100% hang my hat on the fact that they will have trouble scoring the ball moving forward.
7pm Hanigan 56 B Healy 41
this was another surprise….Team Hanigan looked pretty damn good and dominated this game from the tip. Dylan and Hanigan play off each other well, sprinkle in a few 3’s from Rap and the oldest man in the league (Doorhy) and they may be dangerous….team Healy looked like shit from the start…Slager looked like he had a late night at the Thornton Quarry the night before, McCann looked worse than when he was injured last year and Gollogly did nothing. this team will need Statham and Slager to score to win games. interesting matchup in week 2, 6pm vs team Black.
8pm Manzke 64 Mac 39
not sure a team led by Manzke has ever scored the most points in a week….Mark has been known to draft big, defensive and slow squads but it doesnt look like it this year. this 25 point debacle was attained without their 2nd round pick in Bill Bendoraitis….pretty fucking embarrassing for team Mac. Team Mac has the weapons to be dangerous but this was not a good start.
9pm Carroll 53-47
in the tightest game of the night, Team Carroll was a victor over team Harrigan. I dont have much on this game because only 2 players showed up to the bar…. one of them was Dave Wills and he said “of course we won, we have the best 6th rounder in the history of the league on our team” and the other was Kevin Guinane who did nothing but complain about the leagues jerseys. As usual, team Harrigan had 0 patrons at the bar and, therefore, i have nothing to say about them.
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